ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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