how can u be prego again
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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