its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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