I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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