Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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