I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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