is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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