Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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