Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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