On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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