he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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