found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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