I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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