i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
