also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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