so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
whose parrot is this?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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