It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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