I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You're breaking my sexual little heart
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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