Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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