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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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