This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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