Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i barfeds in our rink
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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