I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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