Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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