She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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