Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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