There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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