As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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