Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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