Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I love having hate sex.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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