You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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