Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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