sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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