They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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