do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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