brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm sobbing to NWA
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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