just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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