did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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