don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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