She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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