What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My dad just said "fuck circus"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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