What a fucking waste of an outfit
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
His hands were made for my vagina.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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