why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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