at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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