you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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