i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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