we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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