i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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