I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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