physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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