went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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