Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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